Life and other weird things

10) ModigilaniMiller won the Nobaell Prize.
9) Take your hands out of your pockets - same VP
8) We will devise a Mehndi contest - AD in response to a contest as to what CSI activity to do with $50m dollars. Yes. $50m.
7) AS - Hello good evening. Me - good evening sir. AS - What are you doing ? Me - Sir applying for Visa to Dubai. AS - Oh, you are going to Canada ?
6) Take this seriously, we will make a fart neutralizer - KG suggesting to his group what product they would market in MM class.
5) This is what you will have - an MBA degree. This is what will distinguish yourself from the other regular BComs and BEs in the crowd.
KG - Sir, what happens when all of them also get their MBA's ?
4) HM addressing rest of class on seeing SRR sleeping with mouth open and toppling over - Please stabilize him. Up to 130 degrees is ok, but he is at about 160 degrees now. He may break his neck.
3)Mars ? It's closer than Moon ? - AS in response to an answer as to what the closest planet to earth was.
2)Did you take my chocolate ? - HG in 613

And, the top quote/incident from SPJain Dec 08 Batch -
1) I'll string you up by your b*** and play with them - VP to AK


Also in the race :
- AS to MM - You want me to give you banana and peel it also ?
- BP arriving at SG Campus shirtless and closer to heaven than any of us have been.
- Saale ekdum Bukharr hai.
- MM to PS - Aeeee, muh me daalne ke liye kuch de na (on seeing PS eating mints in class.....just to preempt those thoughts which the line evokes).